This email is just a cheeseburger in paradise.
Strangers rise to support his claim to the flame-broiled throne.
We're lifting the mood like Swayze lifted Jennifer Grey.
...and by "we", I mean scientists.
…and modern medicine plans to provide it terrible customer service.
So many fun times, born from so many awesomely dumb ideas
So many feel good stories in one e-mail!
The summer blockbuster is so back.
Let’s celebrate a global treasure.
No gruesome firework stories here.
Time for a slow-motion beach volleyball montage.
